Sunday, August 26, 2012

Awards S14

Season 14 Awards
8/25/2012

Presenters:
Jack Belvedere
Josh Figgis
Kerry Gretzky

THE GLOBAL CUP - NA Division Trophy
WHALES

THE TOMBA CUP - NA Division Regular Season Champs
MOOSE

THE ARENA CUP - Euro Division Trophy
RAVENS

SKYTOWER CUP - Euro Division Most Regular Season Wins
STORM

THE TOILET BOWL TROPHY - Won in Best-of-7 Between Lowest Standings Teams
NA: ICE LORDS, EURO: FOXES

COURNEYOR TROPHY - Outstanding Teamwork
WHALES

HICKMAN TROPHY - Overall League MVP
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: TAMMED EMBER

JACKS TROPHY - Playoff MVP
NA: JEHUTY NIEMI, EURO: JOSH FIGGIS, NIK GADE

JEWELL TROPHY - Most Improved Player
NA: KRISTOFF JAMESON, EURO: KERRY GRETZKY

MERRICK-SABRE TROPHY - Outstanding Offenseman
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: KIBA RUBBLE

KLATA TROPHY - Outstanding Defenseman
NA: KARYNN WINDLOW, EURO: FALL GOALPOST

RODRIGUEZ TROPHY - Outstanding Rookie
NA: STAPLES PRICE, EURO: FRU DEEZUL

WIND TROPHY - Outstanding Goalie of the Season
NA: JEHUTY NIEMI, EURO: JEHUTY NIEMI

LUNDQUIST AWARD - Lowest GAA
NA: JEHUTY NIEMI, EURO: JEHUTY NIEMI

FALTA TROPHY - Most Goalie Wins
NA: STAPLES PRICE, EURO: STAPLES PRICE

IPR365 AH TROPHY - Most Goalie Assists
NA: STAPLES PRICE, EURO: STAPLES PRICE

STREET TROPHY - Most Player Assists
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: FRU DEEZUL

YUMAKO TROPHY - Best Plus/Minus
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: KIBA RUBBLE

ROLLAND TROPHY - Most Season Penalties
NA: KRISTOFF JAMESON, EURO: KACEY ROSSINI, GERHARD HESSE

BECKHAM TROPHY - Most Shots on Goal
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: MRC SPARTA

GUDKOV TROPHY - Outstanding Goal-Defense-Offense
NA: ABU SALAZAR, EURO: ALLAN GUDKOV

WACHMANN TROPHY - Outstanding Defensive Offenseman
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: JACKSON TOURNIER

VIDOR TROPHY - Outstanding Offensive Defenseman
NA: KARYNN WINDLOW, RONIN MCGINNIS, EURO: JAVIERITO NOEL

NADOKA OH TROPHY - Enforcer of the Season
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: NIK GADE

SALAZAR TROPHY - Most Hits
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: JACKSON TOURNIER

GRETZKY TROPHY - Most Poke Checks/Trips
NA: ABU SALAZAR, EURO: ABU SALAZAR

BEEKS TROPHY - Outstanding Passing
NA: JOSH FIGGIS, EURO: FRU DEEZUL

BENINGBOROUGH TROPHY - Most Face Off Wins
NA: DOC BENINGBUROUGH, EURO: NADOKA OH

GOALPOST TROPHY - Outstanding Captain of the Season
NA: NIK GADE, EURO: TAMMED EMBER

LUSCH TROPHY - Outstanding Veteran of the Year
BEAVIS BECKHAM

JAMES TROPHY - Outstanding Sportsmanship
BEAVIS BECKHAM, DEEJ KASSHIKI, JAVIERITO NOEL

HESSE TROPHY - NA Toilet Bowl MVP
JACKSON TOURNIER

MCMINNAR TROPHY - EURO Toilet Bowl MVP
MRC SPARTA

UPSHAW TROPHY - Team COBRAS MVP
SULLIE AUSTER

WARBURTON TROPHY - Team ICE LORDS MVP
JUSTIN TOMASSO

LYCIA TROPHY - Team MAMMOTH MVP
JAVIERITO NOEL

RENEGADE TROPHY - Team MOOSE MVP
FALL GOALPOST, KIBA RUBBLE, STAPES PRICE

ITOKAWA TROPHY - Team WHALES MVP
JEHUTY NIEMI

GRUMAIUX TROPHY - Team WOLVES MVP
MRC SPARTA, MYNAMEISBOB

FIRANELLI TROPHY - Team BLADES MVP
FALL GOALPOST

DINGSON TROPHY - Team FOXES MVP
KACEY ROSSINI

ROSSINI TROPHY - Team RAVENS MVP
JOSH FIGGIS

ROOGUS TROPHY - Team STORM MVP
KIBA RUBBLE

ZUHRAH TROPHY - Outstanding Referee of the Season
JEHUTY NIEMI

IXTAB TROPHY - Outstanding Farm Coach
JEHUTY NIEMI, KACEY ROSSINI

COPPOLA TROPHY - Outstanding Service to the League Award
MARJAN TOMBA

Friday, August 24, 2012

Snippet

Him: You will need a ruler, some clothespins, and a soft pillow.
Her: Mmmm
Him: Oh, and an alarm clock.
Her: Alarm clock?
Him: I know, it sounds like we're having a garage sale.
Her: lmao